The Houli’s Hooley Podcast Sat. May 20, 2023

Paddy Houlihan, Bill Houlihan, and Clay O’Brien

Fox’s Pizza, Guinness, Big Corner Tavern and Flood Brothers Disposal present The Houli’s Hooley with brothers Bill and Paddy Houlihan. Clay is out again this week and the brothers speculate what he might be up to. We reckon he’s out Little Leaguing it. The guys begin by dissecting Billy’s choice of clothing and Paddy quickly realizes he doesn’t even know what he’s wearing himself. It’s time to Google! “Adults aren’t wearing baseball caps!” – Paddy. This leads to the lads creating a list of hats that guys CAN wear at 40 years old! A ‘Cyberspace Hat Company’ is their latest business idea and it’s intriguing… ‘Billy’s Cyberspace’ is where “you can explore all the weird things you want to in my worlds” – Bill. He brings us up to date on the frozen bank account situation we learned about last week. Balding and gaining weight: the joys of getting older! What counts as a ‘Hipster Tattoo’? Triangles and teeth apparently.. We take a musical break with “I Don’t Know (Spicoli’s Theme)” by Jimmy Buffett. Bill shares some work advice on how to close a sale and the brothers share some of the new podcasts they’ve been listening to. Podcasters gotta stick together! We take a long-awaited  and well-needed trip to “The Norwood Scale” where the Houlihan bros discuss the problem with summer humidity and their hair. Paddy also shares a new shampoo recommendation and he reckons the cure for baldness is “so simple we haven’t thought of it yet”. They give a shout-out to their fellow wispy-haired guys… We see you! Paddy updates us on some of his kids’ recent successes followed by their weekend plans leading up to Memorial Day. You know what that means – Bill’s fishing trip is coming up! Panhandlers at the mouths of expressways, secret meaning of tattoos and Bill’s money woes are some of the many topics covered by these two on another hilarious show this week. We end out this week’s show with “Ch-Check It Out” by Beastie Boys.