Houli’s Hooley Podcast, Sat. July 13, 2019

Paddy Houlihan, Bill Houlihan, and Clay O’Brien

McCann’s Irish Oatmeal, Mike Haggerty Buick/GMC/Volkswagen present The Houli’s Hooley with Bill and Paddy Houlihan and Clay O’Brien. The lads are deep into the summer and their minds are working overtime. How can you smoke in this heat? Alligator Bob in Humboldt Park is all the rage. Bring Jon Voight, star of Anaconda, in to play the part. J-Lo as the female chick. Alligator Bob Daniro, not the other guy. Steve Harvey is now the spokesman for Publishers Clearing House. “Likely Scam” on Bill’s phone. Clay says, “everything’s a scam”. Bill’s snoring saga and the story of the “Clipple”, it’s what killed Elvis. Could get boogery! “Putin’s Clipple” by Hans Christian Anderson Flynt. No snoring in Russia. “Snore Me Back to Chicago” novel by Clay O’Brien, very big in Tokyo. The Clipple Twins! It’s imPOSSible!  Humanoid sightings. Sports Talk with Bill, juiced ball at MLB All-Star game? Coco the tennis wunderkind. Bill’s golfing again, alert the media. Yes, they’re still crazy.